It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!
NeuX wishes you and yours a happy and HEALTHY New Year!
As we enter The Most Wonderful Time of the Year and this holiday season, we would like to share some stories from some of our more well known members.
Santa Claus, aka Santa Baby, is able to deliver presents all over the world, in record times, and he says he couldn’t do it without his NXPro: “My back used to hurt going up and down the chimneys with all the presents, thanks to the NXPro I feel like I’m 100 years young! And Tommie, you didn’t see me kissing mommy under the mistletoe last year”
Grandma made it to dinner! Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer on Christmas Eve; she was found with hoof-prints on her forehead and rushed to the emergency room. After completing several rounds of the Neuro Reboot, Grandma was up, focused, and ready to celebrate with her family: “I went home to eat dinner with everyone and they were drinking beer and playing cards… at least they had eggnog..”
Carol, (of the) Bells family, has a neurologic condition that affects her mobility. This condition runs in her family and affects her siblings, Jingle and Silver. Thanks to INS, Carol and her siblings are up and moving around without pain: “With the help of the team at NeuX and the NXPro, my family and I are Decking the Halls and Rocking around the Christmas Tree this year!”
Jack Frost, once known for his frigid handshake and sinister mischievous attitude, has been doing the Neuro Reboot daily, and is now known as Jack Warm! He can typically be found roasting chestnuts on an open fire and listening to Yuletide carols being sung by a choir: “Thanks to the NXPro, I feel balanced and centered. I now realize that Baby It’s Cold Outside - and I’m not even nipping at your nose - ha!”
Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer was able to help Santa make it through the Winter Wonderland last Christmas! Rudolph remembered: “I had been struggling with a hamstring strain and after just one treatment with Interactive Neuromuscular Stimulation (INS), I have been able to run and fly without even thinking about it.”
It’s with a sad heart that we let you know one of our more well known members, Frosty, has melted. He was so excited to meet the NeuX team that he headed down to the Headquarters in Tampa; it was 83 degrees outside.
The entire NeuX Team wishes you and your family a holly jolly, and merry little Christmas, a very Happy Holidays, and joyful New Year!